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Sunday, August 24th, 2008

Time:12:10 pm.
laf joornal
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Friday, April 18th, 2008

Time:2:49 pm.
dear diary last night at kaits sorority event i met marcel and i told him i thought he was great even though i actually disliked him and was rooting for ilan

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Sunday, October 7th, 2007

Time:2:09 am.

summing up tonight in one picture
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Thursday, August 9th, 2007

Time:9:56 pm.
today i did my first ever hip hop class with monica's mom!
needless to say, i stood most of the time while everyone flew around me
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Saturday, July 28th, 2007

Subject:haiku 4 u?
Time:8:43 pm.
who dis?

we in san jose
we going to sf tonight
fo the sangria


ps. hana smells
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Saturday, July 14th, 2007

Subject:happy rill bday pat
Time:1:05 am.
i'm tired and sweaty and my feet hurt but i saw os mutantes and it was the best day EVER

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Friday, July 6th, 2007

Subject:this is why i suck
Time:11:34 pm.
Mood:i hate my life.
here are the things that were stolen from me today:
$100 cash
checking card
CA ID
SFSU ID (again)
picture of Kathy & Armand the cat

right now what concerns me the most is that a random now possesses the most unflattering picture of me eva (ca id)
second is that I have to buy another mothafucking school id whyyyyyyy

in other news, this is what the GR manager emailed me today:
With so much going on in the stores, we can't afford to hire people who are only in for a couple of months. If you know of anyone in LA looking for more permanent part time work, feel free to send them my way.

-Michelle


I really wanted that job too.

i really would like to see Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song. this may be the only thing that will cheer me up at tha moment
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_Sweetback%27s_Baadasssss_Song
melvin van peebles
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Wednesday, July 4th, 2007

Time:11:04 pm.
I LOVE square headed people
=) You seem fun. I dont know if i can take anything on your profile seriously but im holding you to that furry sex thing because its interesting.

My name's Daniel. Ever make it over to Capitol Hill?

-d

ps- i thought i was the only one who got off to LoTR fan fiction.


hahahahahahahhqhahahahauahkjhsakjdshf sdfh hueeehhh so good
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Thursday, June 28th, 2007

Subject:tyra, ellen, greg, montell
Time:5:46 pm.
just now i thought i'd take a break from daytime television and experience natural light and, being as in touch with nature as i am, i didn't bother with shoes or sandals.
i stepped outside and onto a wasp. fuck this shit. time for some upn black shows
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Friday, June 22nd, 2007

Subject:attn airports: suck it!
Time:12:24 am.
most stressful day ever :( but i am home now
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Saturday, June 16th, 2007

Subject:the saddest movie eva
Time:3:01 am.
i just finished watching grave of the fireflies and after crying 1 liter of tears [pun] monica hardly shed a tear
now i'm going to dream of dying children and fireflies nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ps. seattle is so white
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Monday, June 11th, 2007

Time:10:55 pm.
dinner tonight wit pat and shteph was goot and reminded me of the goot days! of bball shorts and steph's arm flapping and middle parts
i discovered my natural outcry is holy mole and it makes me think that i was once mexican a few lives over. tomorrow i am jet-skiing to seattle to see moni!!! woo excited
c ya
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Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Time:2:12 am.
The Torsalo fly is a type of bot fly. The species seeks out warm blooded animals in which to lay their eggs. Eggs from this fly are small enough to seep through the skin.
Since the bug resembles a bee, it is somewhat noticeable to humans. This has led the Torsalo fly to using a mosquito for egg transportation. By first catching a mosquito, sticking its eggs to it, and harmlessly releasing it to land on us, the fly can effectively spread its eggs into humans.
Once the eggs grow into larvae they have to be suffocated to be killed. Usually an oil or petroleum jelly will do the trick. After this they have to be squeezed or pulled out. Some have spikes on them, making removing them more difficult.
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Sunday, May 20th, 2007

Time:2:35 pm.
HAHAHA I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THESE




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Saturday, May 19th, 2007

Subject:listen cunt
Time:2:54 pm.
last night was the best bcuz hana went running around the villas alone and stubbed her toe
and then aaron saw her doodat
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Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

Subject:the big complaining entry
Time:12:38 am.
tomorrow is my last day of class before finals!
for AAS205 we did a group presentation on monday and jackie milked his story about his parents stealing a boat to try to cry for a better grade and it was really bad and i laughed, and when it was my turn to wrap it up i laughed even more when i read out loud "together we can make a difference!" from the powerpoint
tomorrow i am looking forward to the feeling of release once AAS205 is done FOREVER FUCK YOU!

this shows how i mean business[!!!]
papers suck ass. monday i turned in five pages, today i turned in another five pages, tomorrow i am turning in 7 pages [its supposed to be 10 but i can't do anymore] i feel supremely burnt out [probably not as much as hana] even though i've gotten shit done before past 2 am and i can't wait for dis shit to be over.
today i spent 6 hrs in rachels room with susan holy mole mackerel
i'm tired
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Sunday, May 6th, 2007

Subject:kimchee bokumbap ob suh
Time:10:17 pm.
i sprained my ankle for the first time in my life! it is very exciting. next, i need to break a bone.
but i am a really awkward limper. i remember when i used to fake limp for fun. when i fake limp it is sexier i think, now i just look old and sad.

in other news, i've been eating a lot of BLTs. BLTAs if they are available. why? i don't even like bacon!
my foot really hurts
also, i am going to grow long luscious locks of hair. from my armpits. no just kidding, but really.
CALM DOWN!!!!!!!
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Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

Subject:tays glitter gurl
Time:10:53 am.
I just spent about an hour looking up the life and times of Taylor Hanson
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Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

Time:12:01 am.
cap551: she is a cutie
Tiffany Jan: toldja
cap551: but i know i sound like a jerk, but i think i couldnt have a relationship with someone her age, just at different places in our lives
cap551: and she looks like a nice girl
cap551: someone that would eventually want that
Tiffany Jan: haha its coo man


INTERNET DUMPED AHAHAHAHAHHA MON
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Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Subject:search: cool
Time:7:58 pm.
ok if you want to look really cool have the girls casing you use this simple guide.
1 Get a really cool haircut one that will let your hair spike up this looks really cool.
2.if you have blackheads then buy some cleanming scrub, cleaning claninser to get rid of any germs on your nose and get some nose strips they dpn't hurt and get rid of blackheads.

http://www.wikihow.com/Look-Cool


some other excellent guides:
http://www.wikihow.com/Look-%27cool%27-for-a-School-Dance-%28girls%29
http://www.wikihow.com/Go-from-Freak-to-Cool
http://www.wikihow.com/Cool-Your-Cat-Down-in-the-Summer
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Time:12:11 am.
stick it to the pimp!
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Saturday, April 7th, 2007

Time:11:11 am.
I'm home! Hang out with me
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Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

Time:1:21 pm.
When I was walking to my 8 am class (which got cancelled) I was thinking about those Dove Secret commercials for deodorant and then I started thinking up of scripts for the series.

Script 1:
Man and woman, both in late 20s, both brunette and really hawt, cuddling and giggling in a white bed.
Zoom into woman's smiling face, in black and white.
Cut to text:
My secret:
I gave him syphilis.
Cut to Dove Secret in Shower Fresh scent.

Script 2:
Sassy girl in heels in an elevator with a really good lookin' guy and an old woman.
Sassy girl and man eye flirt
Old woman walks out of elevator, zoom into her smiling.
Cut to text:
My secret:
I just farted and it smells like burritos.
Cut to Dove Secret in Powder Fresh.
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Thursday, March 29th, 2007

Subject:awesome thursday night
Time:11:50 pm.

yeah!
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Wednesday, March 28th, 2007

Time:7:45 pm.
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black tiff is going to be my roommate next year!
hana and rachel have singles.
first floor by the loud drunk smoking section!! CHRONIC DUDE
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Monday, March 26th, 2007

Time:1:55 am.
Things I don't appreciate right now:
Fire alarms at 1:30 am
Being ushered outside in basketball shorts to wait in the super cold
Writing a 10 page paper
Having super awesome flow for said paper cut due to said fire alarm
Not having a printer
Begging other people to let me print 10 pages past midnight
Shitty herb popcorn

Things I appreciate right now:
Rachel Jang
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Tuesday, March 13th, 2007

Subject:choo choo choo choo beep beep
Time:1:17 pm.
Today is looking betta, but I'm still trying to live down the shame of last weekend deeeear god. I got full points on my wombs200 [womens studies] midterm(!!), which surprised me. obv. I am meant for lesbianism.
Monica Theyeti is cumming on thursday and RenRen too! i iz excited

when yeeeeer holdin me we make a pair of parentheses! deres plenty space to incase whatever weird way my mind goez, i know i'll be safe in deez armz.

why do i type like this now :(
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Sunday, February 25th, 2007

Time:7:43 pm.
Mood: HATE!!! PURE HATE.
I am going to complain about Gelly now.
She mentions her "love for ghetto people" at least 20 times a day. Today I was trying to write a paper and she gets on her bed and just starts laughing.
"what?"
"oh nothin... ghetto people... they so funny..."
Then I proceed to ignore her after hearing the same i-love-gangster-cholos-talk 40985430 times and she keeps laughing.
"man... east LA man. [awkward hand motion] ghetto people. i love them."

I seriously didn't think I'd room with someone more awkward than me.
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Time:12:50 am.
Mood: lol.
Where is San Leandro?
toDAY i went to we$tlake and bought these pretzel slims. They aren't like reg. pretzies they don't have the carby middle. so they flat, "slim", and dey from trader joe'ß.
today monîcå shøwé∂ me these ƒüñ l醆é®s. i can't even rEad them but they ¿rule my world?

gelly is sleeping like a baby lamb. i'm fergin' bored board boar'd


lataz tiffjan
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Saturday, February 24th, 2007

Time:6:32 pm.
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Last night we saw Grrrrravytrain and it was so fun and homosexual, and Junx had to get off stage cuz he need to do the doo.
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I eye raped this man from Sugar and Gold all night. dey funkafergalish
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Monday, February 12th, 2007

Time:2:29 pm.
Last night I dreamt I had a baby, and Monica dreamt she had sex with Hoon
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Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

Time:10:43 pm.
my roommate is turning off the lights to sleep now. i haven't laughed once with her!!!!! nigga what
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Monday, January 22nd, 2007

Time:10:57 pm.
I'm in a dorm and my roommate still isn't here! I say hi to everyone in the hall and they hardly acknowledge me.
Anyone want to buy a bed???
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Saturday, January 20th, 2007

Time:1:11 am.
hahahaha and who could forget britton hookfin, token black of redeemer baptist elementary school.
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Friday, January 5th, 2007

Subject:Future Husband
Time:9:00 pm.
Mood: loopay loopay luv.
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This is Anders. At the tender age of 21, he wishes to pursue a career in music but is busy teaching kindergarten in Norway.
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Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

Subject:so sayeth the peabs
Time:12:16 pm.
Friday, January 28, 2005
Not By My Nuts On Your Chinny-Chin-Chin!


You will all Rodney Roo the fucking day you don't let Peabs honey smacks my effing D™ across your pretty face, you fatherless cockwhoring slooty-sloots! Shmear my cream cheese across your upper lip and I'll be your Einstein, bitch! Ratzo!
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Sunday, December 31st, 2006

Time:11:07 am.


live on levar burton
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Monday, December 18th, 2006

Subject:santa?
Time:12:10 am.
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monica desires him
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Sunday, December 3rd, 2006

Subject:Chicano STDs
Time:1:26 pm.

Jose Cuellar
His musical name is Dr. Loco, and he is my Rrrraza professor!
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Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

Time:9:17 pm.
10 straight hours of the series taking AMERICA BY STORM
i am a vegetable goddammit
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Saturday, November 25th, 2006

Subject:sa da tay
Time:2:43 am.
sup LJ! I am in LA and its a little sneezy beezy!
annual fat day included pootie tang, latkas and snickerdoodlies.
weird to say i miss sf a little, but its nice cumming home to mama making honey lemon tea.
today monica told me that pink eye is the equivalent of gonorrhea of the eye and that it came about when mothers birthed babies and their cooties got all up in their shizz eyes but we all really know it was from traditional bukkakeCUMINYOFACE! ps i don't have pink eye soooo abbott kinney here i cum
sine yo pitty on the runny kine i'm out
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Sunday, November 19th, 2006

Time:3:44 pm.
Tiffany jan here! Just wanted to say that I peed in a bush today. Possibly on a rabbit. Not quite sure. Oh and that Seong-ah Cho is a babe. I'm out!!~~!!!!!~~~~xxoxxoxx
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Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

Time:9:55 pm.
Last night was fun! Monica told me to be a freudian slip, so I was. Hana was New York and I was so embarrassingly drunk and annnoying!!!! We went to a club on Castro and I went outside and met the creators of Yasmin birth control and the first one I met is from the Palisades!
I stole a pumpkin, a squash, and about 12 one dollar bill tips it was so damn fun.
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a thousand more pictures on facebook.
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Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

Time:8:44 pm.
"Today was so boring! All I did was eat, watch tv, and do my lanyard"

haha my diary is hilarious
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Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

Subject:throw up
Time:11:43 am.
double stuf oreos, flipz, junior mints, popcorn, reeses, madelines...
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Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

Subject:http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/tortle_2.jpg
Time:10:32 pm.
Mood:fuck you cuteoverload.com!!!!!.
i've been alternating between cuteoverload.com and tetris all day trying to mother fucking study for my mother fucking midterm aaaaaaaaaah! so far i haven't gotten anywhere
i do have one thing to say though: animals RULE!!!!!!!!
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Monday, October 2nd, 2006

Time:10:00 pm.
I hate how I'm so unhappy here! Mondays aren't so bad because I am busy with class. The rest of the week sucks, and the weekends are seriously painful.
But today I wore earrings for the first time since I moved in and it's like Monica is swinging from my ears or something. What a party!
I miss everyone and I really mean it!
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Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

Time:3:15 pm.
I hate feeling sorry for myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

Time:3:43 pm.
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hahaha i love laura

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and i hate school

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hennifer lopez from yesterday

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roommates!!!!!
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Sunday, September 17th, 2006

Time:9:14 pm.
I should have gone to SMC
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